Alexander Buyanov

Moscow is a big scrap yard consisting of people failed to become useful at their homeland.

I’m a swine, just like the others.

A human being always seeks a better place.

I’m always ready to compromise. If I know a person needs something from me, I don’t try to act inaccessibly thus making that person do something to appease me in some way.

I never feel sorrow for someone. Anyway there’s not enough sorrow to go round.

My work is concerned with state supervision, so it hinges on my word whether another organization will function and have all the necessary certificates or not. Such decisions are very simple to make: I always obey the letter of the law, and the law can’t have a twofold interpretation.

It irritates me when other people try to obtrude me their opinions.

Our work is concerned with big money, so when you come to a meeting wearing casual it points to the fact that your organization isn’t very prosperous or that you are absolutely not interested in that theme.

When I’m at home I wear pants and beads. (smiles) Pants are wonderful dress to wear at home.

Sport (football or volleyball) is a great way to distress. While playing you can discharge all the negative emotions you had accumulated during the week. So you don’t need to go and to beat someone up or to break some cars’ windscreens. What? Yes, there’s such a way to relax.

White beer is the best drink.

I’ve never felt like going on exotic vacation. I like to lie about on the beach. But again, there have to be some beer.

I economize on myself, but sometimes I can shift a potful of money if I meet someone special. If I take the head I become very difficult to stop.

What scares me most of all is to lose all my friends. My friends are ordinary people, just like me.

I wouldn’t be pinched if my girlfriend earned more money than me. It all depends on what sort of chemistry do you have.

Men have strong dislike of jealousy, especially for an ill-founded one.

I have butter fingers, so I enter doing something I often do not accomplish it. And if I manage to accomplish it the result may be dangerous for life. That’s why I prefer specially trained people do all the repairs.

“McDonald’s” is a regular yankee grub. There’re tasty soybean products and there’re ones that are not. “Rostiks” is an example of non tasty soybean product and “McDonald’s” is a tasty one.

I’d be happy if I’d managed to buy Volvo XC 90.

I like to ride a tram around Moscow. When I just made it to Moscow I used to take a tram and to ride it till reaching the route’s terminal point. That’s sort of why I don’t encounter difficulties while moving around the city now.

I’d never use drugs. But if poker can be considered to be a drug, then I’m already an addict. (laughs)

I do not trust to anyone actually. I’d feel safe only with my most proven people.

If my girlfriend is going to cheat on me, I’d prefer not to know about it.

I’m not dependant on comfort, but I couldn’t live in a wickyup.

My most lively recollection of my studentship… me and my friend intentionally ditched our state exam, but still received excellent marks for it. So when everyone was losing their sleep because of this exam, we sat on our dormitory porch and drank beer. We just knew that we would still pass it.

The center of the universe is situated in the point that divides its diameter in half.