Artem Novikov

When I’m left completely penniless, then I’ll find out if one can be happy without money.

I spend my days in the office. I’m what they call “office plankton”. The occupation of my type of plankton is the financial flow of the atomic industry.

I’d love to breed butterflies… and drink their honeysweet blood!

I’m against drugs! I’m an alchie.

I don’t have friends. Where’s friendship and where’s me? But I’d really like to have some friends. Will you be my friend?

My enemy is a dragon. Zmey Gorynych (a dragon-like creature of Slavic mythology — TN), however, has got nothing to do with dragon. Those are two different people.

One thing I must do every morning is feed the prawns, breeding which is, actually, what I do.

Cleaning away the snow in winter and cutting the lawn in summer. I don’t have free time!

They say lying can never lead to anything good. I, on the other hand, believe that a good lie leads to good money.

I’m a very trustful person by nature. I want to trust people, but somehow I only trust my mum. I’m surrounded by mean people.

Humans are biological creatures, animals. No transition. No soul. Just life, death, and a frail body.

If someone came up to me right now and offered me to be a president, I’d refuse. Why the hell do I need all this responsibility? I could be an assistant, a head of administration, eminence grise, after all — no problem! But a president — never!

I’d like to be immortal three times. I’m immortal, my girlfriend’s immortal, and the animals.

I enjoy everything I do.

If you’ve got a belly — you get a stamp in your ID! No belly, sorry, no wedding!

I believe in euthanasia. You’ve got a problem with something? Here’s an injection for you. Bye-bye!

I need to get to America!