Vladimir Viborov

I like to take a nap (which happens pretty rare), I like speed (in everything), I like to look great (especially inside), to eat (when I feel like eating and I have something to eat) and to run much (but not to run away!).

I don’t like greasy food, dirt and mess, my own idleness, dullness and public transport.

I can get moody because of emptiness in my pockets and because of the necessity to work on Sunday. Well, a proper exhausting training as well as pocketful of money and of course spending time on dacha with girls, wine and singing all through the night can definitely cheer me up!

The Institution of marriage is the institute I would enter last of all.

I am free from limits, prejudices and society… I am free! I am not speaking about a free seat in the cinema, I am speaking about speeding in a helmet at a free highway! I am free in my desires and urges. I am free in my choice! That is the way I freely talk about myself… Win! Charm! Surprise…

The notion “gourmet” stands for “glutton” for me. Yeah, I am a gourmet, that is me! I love food, I love when there’s great deal of food and of course no that omnipresent fat in it.

I was an average child born into Perestroika period. Moreover I had sweet allergy, which left its dramatic mark. Just imagine a kid, who is not allowed to eat sweets? That was really tough. (laughs)

I turn into an animal every morning when I pass by our secretary!

Sport is a great thing. A man with no sport in his life is a hairy body with a penis… The whole life must be about sport.

A modern woman is a weak and vulnerable creature that takes no prisoners.

Men want power, money and women. Women want to take that all from them.

I am more demanding to me myself than to other people. Once a man is not interested, you can demand whatever you want and get nothing.

I can’t stand that “not/non”-prefix and everything connected to it: not worthy, not possible, etc. And I also get irritated when I smear my trousers while fixing a screen wiper on the windscreen of my car.

Friendship is to be strong, meaning to be able to tackle all kinds of temperature shifts as well as all the pushes, caused by the rough way, which decent and nice people move along, while making their life voyage.

A man and a woman can be compared to negatively and positively charged particles. Their being of together is caused by something that draws them towards each other. Once they are together due to some common interests of theirs, I’d describe their relationship as friendship. Once they themselves say they are friends, you can be sure this is to deal with sex.

I am dreadfully afraid of loneliness, I guess that is the reason why I am always surrounded by great many of people. The awareness of loneliness can just kill my personality.

I am extremely superstitious. I believe in all the omens believes I have ever heard of. And I go by all of them. Yet no one has come true. Still I never cease to believe.

I strongly believe that such notion as “envy” has come into our world thanks to our dear women. However some representatives of stronger sex have contrived to adopt the thing. I think an envious man is just disgusting.

Both men and women are accessible today. “How much do you cost?” question is pretty useful today. However deplorable it might be you’ve got to sell yourself every other day.

A higher education today is a kind of train ticket. They give it to you and it’s up to you how to use it.

Money stands for a man’s freedom and culture. Unfortunately money plays a great role in our today’s life. You can’t be free and independent enough without money. That is how our society works.

I want to live in Moscow. My idleness is bound to die in this city. I’ll arrange bathetic funeral for it.

I am very amorous, so I never feel bored. Every time is like the first time!

I live with a motto: (singing) “Naval cadets, keep your pecker up! However life is poor or top. United are sail and soul! United are sail and soul! The fate and the native land — are our goal!

Life stands for the days you keep in your memory and not for the days which passed.

Some people say that a bike is just a vehicle. Some will add that this is a vehicle to travel between realities: between the routine and freedom. I take a bike as a great joy, it does not irritate me, and it smells great… You can take off from trite to those who will understand you.