Andrew Golovchenko

I can’t get it when people spend their money to buy different souvenirs from various countries. They are of absolutely no use, only collecting dust. Why don’t you buy a bar of soap to present it to people, they can keep it in their bathrooms at least.

I suppose there’s some kind of a Supreme Power. At least I feel like supposing so. I mean we can’t be absolutely alone in the world, we can’t just live accidental lives in this huge and cold Universe. I do believe in God but I also believe that all that clerical gewgaw just spoils people’s lives. God is everywhere and in each of us and we do not need church to feel it.

When I was three I lived in a Siberian taiga, we had a house there. According to all the trimmings it had a root cellar. Well, another trimming about that time was children’s wearing tights which were always about drooping down. I wasn’t an exception. That was the way I was playing around until one day I did stumble them and having flown over the opened cellar got directly into the iron bucket. I still have the mark in my head in memory of those beautiful things.

I was greatly surprised when I got to know that people live on the outer and not the inner surface of the globe Earth by name.

My love is high, beautiful, with green eyes, understanding and loving me, intelligent, fairly bitchy and certainly coming from “Odnoklassniki”.

I get fear for all the words that end with “fobia”. I guess I’ve got a “fabofobia”.

I love to watch people in the tube when I get really bored. Sometimes I do it just to be busy while commuting… But it sometimes occurs that I just like people and then I tend to think: “ Such a beauty does exist, even underground!” Well, all in all I just can’t stand the tube. You always get out very exhausted both mentally and physically.

I adore freaks as far as they don’t interrupt with my life. Well, when it comes to crazy grandmothers tending to throng all the space around and to heavily swearing, I really have a compassion on them. It’s all different with the modern freaks that give me purely positive emotions. Let them self-actualize as they like.

I love to eat. And this is an affirmative. I am a food fan should the fact be too sad for my sides.

I love classics. Trousers, T-shirts, shoes and ties. I feel more comfortable in this type of wear.

I can’t stand being roughly waken up in the mornings. Well, getting up in the morning is not my cup of tea as such. If I am awaken with a cry or somebody twitching off my blanket one had better not do the thing. This will be surely not the luckiest day for the one as there’s going to be a lot of cry and swear. The conclusion is: wake me up by a kiss into my ear, coffee flavour will also do.

I swear really much. My strongest belief is that Russian will be not Russian without swear words. You’ll never find such a variety of swear words in any other language of the world. However my favourite one is still “ Kiss my ass”. It’s simple, it’s clear, it’s always understandable.

When a child I dreamt to be an actor, when a teenager — a journalist, and now I am a photographer.

Gifts. Provided getting some rubbish for your Birthday or some other holiday is not the most cherished dream of yours, you’d better give a vague cue what you really want to get. It’s like telling me that you saw such a cool stuff in one magazine yesterday. In this case you can be sure that it’s not only the giver who is going to enjoy the gift, but you as well.