Kristina Khaydukova

I’ve built a club in Zelenograd that keeps amazing the local audience. I bring DJs who these people couldn’t even dream of seeing in their hometown.

I know the life stories of all my customers: who got married, and who’s busy trying to quit drinking.

In the contemporary Russian society, a lot of executives don’t realize how much actually does depend on them. I once had to fire a barmen and work behind the bar myself for three months.

Doing business with family is complicated. Mom asked to organize a party for her with skulls everywhere. So I say to her: ‘Let’s do something cuter’. And she goes: ‘Well… o.k., can we make it skulls with strasses then?’

Even though my fiancé is Italian, I’m proud of the fact that I’m Russian and, moreover, that I’m from Moscow. I keep trying to explain to him that in Italy everything’s too steady and dull, whereas here everything’s so hectic that you can barely find time for anything.

I believe that we’re born to suffer. We’ll find peace in the next world. I just can’t come up with any other appropriate excuse for certain things that we have to face. If something unpleasant or sad happens, I just smile and move on.

I’ve never done any harm to anyone and I have no idea as for what is that people could hate me for. If there’s someone I don’t like, I prefer to stay away from him and avoid any contacts with him. I might never be able to get absolutely everyone to love me, even though I’d really want to.

I love my Toyota Prado. Ever since my very childhood, I’ve always dreamt of a big and high car which would make me feel like a queen on the road. One thing though is that my mom keeps falling out of it instead of stepping out.

I’ve got used to having to deal with pompous people. I believe that it’s not up to me to judge anyone. Everybody lives the way they can and makes choices of their own. I’ve learnt to accept this.

Living with my mom who’s given birth to me when she was 17 is awesome. I feel extremely proud that my mom can go out partying with me and teach me everything I need in life. She’s really cool with her black humour and aphorisms, so I know how to stand up for myself. Our relationship is a fine line between respect and kinship.

I’ve decided to take up a make-up course to learn how to do it properly and very swiftly. Considering the degree of tastelessness in the society, there should be a special subject added to the normal school programme along with handicraft lessons — style sciences, where kids would learn how to highlight or conceal certain features of their appearance.

Long-distance relationship takes a lot of work. Apart from everything else, it also means living with your bag always packed and ready for the next trip. But during these two years I’ve already managed to get my boyfriend accustomed to the idea that he’ll soon have to move to Moscow.

A beautiful person for me is like a breath of fresh air. I once saw a woman in Italy of about 40 or so, all in silicone and tuning, skinny-skinny, with boobs, lips, and bum. She looked like a transvestite, but was absolutely gorgeous! I couldn’t help but telling her that she’s the best woman I’ve ever met.

At 77 I’m a blonde, lean, with a cigarette, and I live in Italy. I’m very tan, all covered in gold, and I swear all the time. I still believe that when it comes to getting old it’s better to be somewhere that side.