Alexandra Falyn-Novikova

I’m a versatile person, there are a few sides to me: a stylist, a composer, a band promoter. I’ve been writing poetry since very young age, I’ve never had any problem with it whatsoever, every song takes about thirty minutes (laughs). Nice and easy — that’s how it always happens with me, whatever I get myself busy with, just because all of it is what I feel for.

The Internet is a perfect place for promoting a new band. Only through online communication can one get an insight on people’s true emotions and reactions, which helps a lot with finalizing the image of any band. There’s nothing to buy on the Internet, everything’s genuine.

I wouldn’t be exaggerating if I said that I’m like a mommy, a tacit leader of the band: the style, the songs, and the image of the guys — all of this falls on my shoulders. I’m three in one (laughs).

Following the notion of a proper person, by this age I’ve already given birth to a child, furbished an apartment, and planted a flower. In other words, I’ve already made my life on Earth worthwhile. I’ve completed the three most important deeds of every single person’s life.

Only at my busiest times, when there’s not a minute to waste can I actually manage to do something. Otherwise I get lazy, start procrastinating everything, which I’m not happy with at all. This way it feels like my life is simply passing by.

In my next life I’d like to become an omnicuring pill.

I’ve never wanted to be a walking advert of the brands I pay my money for. I prefer the logotype to be barely visible or rather only marked on the label. But as a model, I wouldn’t mind becoming an advert of some well-known brand. Its face, to be more precise!

Russian glamour is very much like a rural disco-party — lots of gloss, glitter, which nevertheless, barely does make things better. However, there still are exceptions, as always.

My equanimity is what I got from my mother, which I’m particularly grateful to her for. This character trait helps a lot in my life, helps ignore minor everyday disturbances.

I always do how I please, never bother about the opinion of people I don’t know, and stay away from washing dirty laundry in public. These two qualities might, probably, be worth envying.

McDonalds is loads of fat, spit-flavoured hamburgers, and cockroaches. That’s definitely not something you could call my thing, at the very least, because I’m on diet, while chips alone are a full-body disaster.

There’s nothing too complicated about dieting, once you’re ready to put up with petty inconveniences of the first two weeks. I’m determined to maintain certain weight, because I love unnatural skinniness, when the bones stick out in a very peculiar way (laughs).

I’d love to get a chance to meet Homer Simpson. He’s dumb and funny at the same time. Every episode of this series is not just a day in life, but a whole didactic story.