Juri Dud

Sports Observer

«I Believe, Woman’s G-string , is the best invention ever made by the mankind. I really lay the skin on the person who designed them and I say a bi-i-i-i-i-g thanks to this person»

Moscow — is a Spluttering-with-Oil-city. Because of overwhelming luxury, which was naturally given to some of the strata of society, nowadays you can think only about one or two places where you can really have a high old time. And the rest is just all fake and self-interest. Well, I think that people are coming back to the times when the most stand-out parties were run at the kitchens. Then you did not need any face control, dress-code or binding table reservation.

If we can't as we would, we must do as we can. I do not see the point when people say that their favorite place in Moscow is Sheremetyevo-2. Well, why don’t you leave there for good, provided it is so dull here, in Moscow? Moscow is creaking at the seams. You know, nobody will take a notice of such a loss.

Moscow will never turn to a normal city until the day it is inhabited with the people who really loves their Moscow. I can’t even think about the perspective of parting with our capital, though taking into consideration all the cons. Are there any other candidates, but we?

Professional Sport is quite a tough thing, and it has nothing to do with gymnastics. People are dumping their health for making show and getting money for it. However at times the show can be so emotionally talsaring that even sex can be called a patch on it. People, who watched the matches Russia vs. Holland, or, let’s take “Liverpool” vs. “Chelsea” will not let me tell a lie.

Some of the sports should be banned! I am speaking about the cases when those, on behalf of whom, we, males, live are just brutalized — I mean woman’s weightlifting, woman’s football , box and so on and so forth.

In case you think that a football match is just a record trash concentration, you are deeply stuck in the mud, my friends. Try and go to “Luzhniki” to “Spartak” vs. CSCA, or for example to “Locomotive”, or why don’t you go, let’s say, to “Arena Himki”, when the big Moscow club is there. Take my word for it — it will be so jolly and breathtaking at the grandstand, that you will not feel like watching at the field.

I have fear for hemorrhoid. Even a person who earns by his feet as a journalist has to seat in front of a computer a great deal. So not to let my fears come into life I always try to trim the sails to the wind and go snowboarding, cycling, dancing, swimming, play football, paying enough attention to the gyms in the bedroom.

Vera Polozkova, nowadays she is a popular poetess and a good friend of mine, stated in one of her interviews: “today’s youngsters’ main asset is travelling”. And it really is. Drinking real Grolsh in some Dutch village, swimming in the Sea of Okhotsk, driving a small lifeboat on the Danube, preserving virginity in the Parisian Mare, going to football matches in London, binging ice-cream at the Rome beach of the Tiber, conquering Alps with a board screwed to your feet — you know, I feel up to tubing to the end of my days just for the sake of all these things.

Quiksilver surfing brand has got a worthy slogan «Less talk more rock». I am not the one, who likes moto pathos stuff and things like that, but this one serve as nothing else but a real life direction. «Less talk more rock» - is a brilliant directive for any young man.

Flirtation is one of the most amusing joys in life regardless of the social and marital status, age also does not make sense. Hugh Hefner, Playboy founder once said: “The attraction of sexes ensures not only new generation arrival but also the warmth which make the world go round”. I do not want the world to stop.

I Believe, Woman’s G-string , is the best invention ever made by the mankind. I really lay the skin on the person who designed them and I say a bi-i-i-i-i-g thanks to this person.

Comments

  • Евгений Ткач, almost 2 years ago

    За изобретение женских стрингов я отдал бы Нобелевскую премию)))) Юра, в этом я с тобой полностью солидарен.
    Даешь каждой женщине по стрингам!!!

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  • Ларри фон Дрингельбрахер, almost 2 years ago

    и не говорите, мальчики, сам ношу с удовольствием

    * стестнительно накручивает на палец локон бороды

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