Fusion

SCIENCE: American science

by Халил Везиров

Кажется, сегодня уже никто не будет спорить с тем, что Америка – не только держава №1 во всем мире, но и государство, где гениальность максимально граничит с людской глупостью. Как могут спокойно сосуществовать столь разные образы мышления, остается загадкой, но факт остается фактом.

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Z-DAY: About walking dead and the end of days

by Дмитрий Панченко

Тот мужчина в парке, торопливо идущий на вас, растопырив руки и хрипя нечто нечленораздельное, выглядит так, словно бы у него столбняк в терминальной стадии? Улицы заблокированы брошенными разбитыми автомобилями? На стенах магазинов и стеклянных дверях кафе то и дело встречаются кровавые отпечатки чьих-то ладоней, а в воздухе уже начинает завывать сирена Гражданской Обороны?...

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ABOUT PEOPLE & SQUARE METERS: Non-Bulgary

by Алёна Рябова

Спросите меня, что такое Хорватия. Мммм, курортная восточноевропейская страна где-то не долетая Италии, отвечу я вам. Но вы не думайте, у меня была пятерка по географии и мне нетрудно найти карту Хорватии в Яндексе. Я просто наблюдаю, как пиарщики хорватской недвижимости форсируют интернет-пространство.

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ECONOMICS: Selling-Soul-to-the-Devil Manual

by Евгений Ткач

You may be someone’s mother-in-law or you may pretend a cactus. You are capable of getting a gold medal, or let’s say, failing the first in your life drug test. In fact you can achieve whatever lies within the limits of your comprehension! The only thing you are to learn is the skill to sell yourself. Sales make an integral part of our life. Question: What is it, that you try to gain when you are letting security in on your celebrity status when in front of the club or when you are trying to make your prospective employer think that you are the best option? Answer: to sell. You may not read this article. But do not be surprised if a bit later you figure out you are warming the bench and you realize that you are definitely on the edge. This state will invest into sell-your-soul-to-the-Devil plans’ flourishing, and you will lend an attentive ear to them just to be back on top again. This might be an option but for the fact that the Devil has become rather fastidious which prevents him to spend anymuch on anybody. So we do advise you to go into our tips and learn how to sell off any product. That will give you the chance to be ever lucky, as any success can be equaled to the success in sales. Julia Krilova: I would sell my soul to have all the joy, I mean to get the opportunity to enjoy the very process of life, the later being never overshadowed. I am going to sell my soul for a long time, am not I?[/hl]THE PASSPORT TO THE SUCCESS Most people fail at the initial stage of their sales career due to a range of common mistakes. Once you have decided on selling ...

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PHENOMENON: Glenn Quagmire’s syndrome

by LENA AVERIANOVA

I am not even sure when it happened, but once it just occurred to me: damn, my wonderful brutal man, I am involved in a steamy love affair with, to say the least, is in reality not a man who has never been married, but a perfect classic bachelor. A typical representative of his kind, a 40 year old gentleman with tattoos, a vast collection of porno and well-established ideas of women. It goes without saying that he is completely self-sufficient, generally satisfied with himself and damning right that he is completely “non-marriagable”. Having got a clear idea on the fact that a mutual life with a bachelor is an everyday oxymoron, I do hope that I will be the exception, I will be the one he will feel like getting married to, this stuff been drawn from multiple touchy movies and tough literature. We almost never discuss the thing as the man having “I-will-never-get-married” like credo will really never deceive himself. He is having it ok inside, which is much more precious for him comparing to according to him questionable family life jollies. Well, I am for one not going to neither set my cap on him nor affect his theories. Unfortunately the institute of marriage in our country is arranged to terminate any frivolity, openness and desire to accumulate sexual potential. That leads to the fact that most of divorced men are terribly dull, regardless of a tinge of dissipation, which in reality tends to speak for a certain degree of irresponsibility or even his assy nature[/hl]My whole life has always been impacted by great bachelors (my Dad is a perfect ...

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WORLD: Different Sides of the Same Yuan

by Евгений Ткач

Простите, мелочи не будет? Если не будет, не отчаивайтесь, поройтесь в кармане соседа. У него наверняка пара пятаков найдется. Ну что, нашли? В случае положительного ответа возьмите одну монету в руки. Проведем следственный эксперимент. На первый взгляд ничего необычного. Однако как только вы повернете монету… О, боже! У нее есть вторая сторона! Ч.Т.Д.

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